Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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