I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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