The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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