I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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