My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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