Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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