its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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