Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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