i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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