i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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