the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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