If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
