i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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