I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
