Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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