Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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