better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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