love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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