3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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