i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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