Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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