so that wasnt chicken after all
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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