just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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