Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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