I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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