I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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