i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
