We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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