no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
