Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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