Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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