I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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