you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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