The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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