...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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