I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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