It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
