My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i came on her dog
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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