North Korea, Best Korea!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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