they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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