wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The power of my boobs compel you
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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