Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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