I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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