You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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