don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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