How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
MIDGETS
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He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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