bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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