Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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