I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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