Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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