i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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