im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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