is your mom at the bar?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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