obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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